Long Sleeve Tee — "Deep Thought: I’m Sorry I Called You a Pompous Jerk" Minimal Square Graphic
Red / S
$31.25
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This long-sleeve tee carries a quiet, wry confidence — soft but substantial cotton with a vintage weight that sits comfortably through the day. A framed, minimalist square on the chest delivers deadpan humor in clean type, while a small branded mark rests across the upper back. The fit is classic and slightly snugger than modern cuts, so size up if you prefer a relaxed drape. Wear it layered under a jacket for city mornings or alone on cooler evenings; it reads like a favorite in-progress journal entry — thoughtful, a little sardonic, and endlessly wearable.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; some heathers contain polyester).
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note it runs smaller than usual.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Long Sleeve Tee — "Deep Thought: I’m Sorry I Called You a Pompous Jerk" Minimal Square Graphic
$31.25
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; some heathers contain polyester).
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note it runs smaller than usual.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
