{"product_id":"the-bald-life-beach-towel-funny-gift","title":"The Bald Life Beach Towel (Funny Gift)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGreat gift for the bald man! A lightweight, absorbent beach towel designed for sunlit afternoons and easy care. The front features a bold monochrome graphic with playful text celebrating bald life, set on a bright white background that pops against sand and surf. The polyester print face holds the design crisp and colorfast, while the soft cotton loop backing soaks up water and dries quickly. Hemmed edges resist fraying after repeated use and washing. Available in two generous sizes to fit lounge chairs or spread-out beach naps, it brings a touch of personality to seaside routines and poolside hangs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Polyester print front for crisp, long-lasting design\u003cbr\u003e- Soft cotton loop backing for strong moisture absorption\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and reduced fraying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 30\"×60\" and 36\"×72\"\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with quick-drying fabric blend (≈50\/50 cotton–polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":45997128155309,"sku":"31317522127946428471","price":38.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 72\"","offer_id":45997128188077,"sku":"29953399230750063582","price":49.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4806\/4173\/files\/4510185840838173037_2048.jpg?v=1778502595","url":"https:\/\/originalartclothing.com\/products\/the-bald-life-beach-towel-funny-gift","provider":"Original Art Clothing \u0026 Merchandise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}